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10:58p LOL WHUT.
Iowa's biggest city may legalize late-night dance
DES MOINES, Iowa – Dancing the night away in Des Moines doesn't seem to be at the top of many must-do lists. Maybe because it's illegal.
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LOL, STUPID LAWS ON THE BOOKS.
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8:55p
Well it has been awhile since I posted anything from my journal; So I picked a few pages to share with you guys. I really have been slacking off on the everyday thing--but I think it is more important to write when you have the inspiration and desire to than to just do it to do it.
( A few pages )
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12:44p Group Challenge: Presidents
In one of the standard "woah, the 20th anniversary is approaching" reflections, I found myself wondering if every US President has been referenced on the show. My obsessive self decided he had to try composing a list, and to see if everyone would be covered. The examples below are ones I came up with off the top of my head. Can you make the list any more complete?
Yes, I realise that there will no doubt be lists on the internet that answer this question, but try using the search engine in your head, rather than Google.
1. George Washington - "'I want to help you, George Washington'?, even your dreams are square." 2. John Adams 3. Thomas Jefferson - "I know what your problem is: The Lincoln memorial was crowded" 4. James Madison 5. James Monroe 6. John Quincy Adams 7. Andrew Jackson 8. Martin Van Buren - is a weiner 9. William Henry Harrison - "I died in thirty days!" 10. John Tyler - There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes." 11. James K. Polk 12. Zachary Taylor - There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes." 13. Millard Fillmore - "There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes." 14. Frankin Pierce 15. James Buchanan 16. Abraham Lincoln - swinging legs at the mini golf course 17. Andrew Johnson 18. Ulysses S. Grant 19. Rutherford B. Hayes - There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes." 20. James A. Garfield 21. Chester A. Arthur - "I'm just getting over my Chester A. Arthritis 22. Grover Cleveland - "Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents 'til the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions." 23. Benjamin Harrison 24. Grover Cleveland - see above 25. William McKinley - "Five years of McKinleynomics." 26. Theodore Roosevelt - "Let's see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts" 27. William H. Taft 28. Woodrow Wilson - Mrs Krabappel's pen-lover 29. William G. Harding 30. Calvin Coolidge 31. Herbert Hoover - Sherbert Hoover ice cream 32. Franklin D. Roosevelt - "Leave me alone, I'm here to play George Washington!" 33. Harry S Truman 34. Dwight D. Eisenhower - "Golf: anecdotes... Eisenhower and... fishing... humour... Japanese obsession with..." 35. John F. Kennedy - Just about every appearance of Mayor Quimby 36. Lyndon Johnson 37. Richard Nixon - "Say, is he any relation to this Homer Nixon of yours?" 38. Gerald Ford - "The Boy Scouts of America have moulded men for over a hundred years and..." 39. Jimmy Carter - Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter 40. Ronald Reagan - "Well, well, well, w-w-w-well" 41. George Bush - Numerous references, but let's go for him moving across the road from the Simpsons 42. Bill Clinton - "If anyone knows where to get a Tang, it'll be you." 43. George W. Bush - "It's your sons, George Bush, junior and Jeb Bush 44. Barack Obama
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10:30p Journal Dissemination
There's plenty of journal pages I'd prefer to never see again, and I certainly wouldn't want future generations reading them.
So I'm sending them to new owners.
Message me with a mailing address if you'd like some journal pages from my weird brain.
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8:40p ~primary colors~
The Primary Weapon That's a nice Senate seat you've got there, Unspecified Moderate Democrat. Shame if anything happened to it.

A few weeks ago, Senator Dianne Feinstein announced that she and other Senate Democrats harbored reservations about President Obama's plans to overhaul the health care system. This came atop previous comments to the effect that she didn't believe in sweeping reform ("I am a bit of an incrementalist"), that the cost of reform might be prohibitive (a concern she failed to raise when voting for the Bush tax cuts in 2001).
The reaction from the left was swift and, by the standards of such things, furious. Which is to say, not very furious. Union president Gerald McEntee complained in a press release, "Senator Feinstein's comments today take the discussion of health care reform in the wrong direction." The wrong direction! Take that, Feinstein! And if finding herself on the business end of a polite but disappointed press release didn't put the fear of God in California's senior Senator, the liberal group Health Care for America Now piled on with a petition stating, "[W]e need a senator who is championing, not naysaying, the need for reform. We're hoping Sen. Feinstein becomes a 'champion' for the people of California and stand [sic] up for President Obama's health reform."
Somehow this display of left-wing muscle failed to intimidate Feinstein, who has continued to express her skepticism about the main reform plans. She now taunts her pro-reform critics, "It doesn't move me one whit. They are spending a lot of money on something that is not productive."
Feinstein's clearly right--the liberal efforts to sway her aren't productive. I have a suggestion for something that would be productive: run a primary challenge against her.
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6:14p Southwest to become even more awesome, Texas to get 2nd High Speed Rail Service
HIGH SPEED PASSENGER RAIL BEING PLANNED BETWEEN EL PASO AND DENVER
Colorado will partner with New Mexico and Texas to apply for a high-speed rail corridor designation between El Paso and Denver, through New Mexico, Gov. Bill Ritter announced Thursday. It's the first step toward bringing high-speed train service to a 700-mile route that advocates say is key to economic development. The application comes at a time when the Obama administration is pushing rail as a way to reduce reliance on oil, decrease congestion that chokes productivity and clean up the environment. President Barack Obama's plan calls for $8 billion in federal stimulus funds and an additional $5 billion spent over five years to jump-start the nation's high-speed rail lines. "The jobs that would be created and the commerce that would flow from having high speed rail along this corridor would be incredible," Ritter's spokesman Evan Dreyer said. "From Colorado's perspective, it would hasten our efforts to expand rail further north of Denver into Wyoming and west from Denver into the mountains." While Congress has authorized up to 11 high-speed corridors across the U.S., only one remains undesignated. That means the three-state partnership must win that designation, which comes with $5 million for a feasibility study. A Federal Railroad Administration spokeswoman said the application deadline is July 25. Dreyer said Colorado's joint application will be a top contender. "It's an important rail corridor," he said. "The degree of commerce and degree of passenger potential is extremely high along this corridor." He couldn't provide statistics, however. New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and Texas Gov. Rick Perry also lauded the partnership. Commenters on The Gazette's Web site generally favor the project, but some expressed concern about the cost and the prospect of providing a pipeline for undocumented workers. Mike Kazmierski, with the Colorado Springs Economic Development Corp., said a Brookings Institution study this year identified the Front Range as one of the nation's top growth areas for the next 20 years and labeled a Springs' rail link to Denver as critical. It is essential for long-time economic development of our community as we become part of the (Denver) metro area growth," he said. Dreyer said the train would travel at least 110 mph, but if approved, it would be 10 years before people are riding it. Designated corridors include one linking Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Dallas, San Antonio and Little Rock, and another, called the Chicago Hub Network that has spokes to St. Louis/Kansas City, Milwaukee/Twin Cities, Detroit, Cleveland, and Cincinnati/Louisville. source
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6:27p
FISA’s 15-Day Exemption
I'm updating my warrantless wiretapping timeline and noticed something important (I think). The IG Report released today notes that the 15-day exemption in FISA proves that Congress always intended FISA to restrict the Executive Branch's authority, even in times of war. Among other concerns, Yoo did not address the section of FISA that creates an explicit exemption from the requirement to obtain a judicial warrant for 15 days following a congressional declaration of war. See 50 USC 1811. Yoo's successors in OLC criticized this omission in Yoo's memorandum because they believed that by including this provision in FISA Congress arguably had demonstrated an explicit intention to restrict the government's authority to conduct electronic surveillance.(12)
But now look at the timeline (this is evolving quickly so it may change by the time you look at it). September 12, 2001: AUMF authorizes the President "to use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, or harbored such organizations or persons, in order to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against the United States by such nations, organizations or persons."
September 18, 2001: Bush signs AUMF.
September 25, 2001: OLC provides memo to David Kris on "a purpose" language for FISA.
October 1, 2001: Hayden briefs HPSCI.
October 2, 2001: Predecessor bill to PATRIOT Act introduced into House.
October 3, 2001: 15-day exception in FISA after declaration of war expires.
October 4, 2001, from DAAG OLC to Alberto Gonzales: OLC 132,which consists of two copies, one with handwritten comments and marginalia, of a 36-page memorandum, dated October 4, 2001, from a Deputy Assistant Attorney General in OLC to the Counsel to the President, created in response to a request from the White House for OLC’s views regarding what legal standards might govern the use of certain intelligence methods to monitor communications by potential terrorists. Warrantless wiretapping program authorized. Predecessor bill to PATRIOT Act introduced into Senate.
October 6, 2001: Program begins. [my emphasis]
There were several things going on at once (see this post for more detail). There was some debate about the AUMF--but that got signed on September 18. There were initial discussions about the PATRIOT Act--including how FISA should be altered in it. There was a briefing of HPSCI on October 1 that--Nancy Pelosi understood--was part of expanded NSA authorities. And--according to Barton Gellman--the warrantless wiretap program was approved on October 4, 2001, and it began on October 6, 2001. In other words, the program was formally approved on the 16th day after the AUMF. But at least according to Nancy Pelosi, Congress was briefed on ongoing underlying activities as early as October 1. Meaning, the Bush Administration was already using those expanded authorities--but they were doing so by exploiting the 15-day exemption written into FISA! So Yoo's analysis is not just dead wrong because FISA clearly contemplates its application even during wartime. But it's even worse because during this particular wartime situation, the Administration had already used that 15-day exemption period as it debated what and how to implement its warrantless wiretap program. The Administration showed, by its actions, that it knew the AUMF didn't trump FISA. But then it proceeded to base its entire wiretap program on that very assumption. Source
If you have the time, the unclassified 43-page portion of the IG report just released is here. I don't believe anyone had posted it thus far.
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8:31p CONGRESS WANTS TO SAVE US FROM BECOMING......NARNIA, APPARENTLY.
Brownback And Landrieu Introduce Bill To Ban Mermaids
Great news, everyone! At some point last week, Senators Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) and Mary Landrieu (D-La.) must have finished fighting all the terrorists and repaired the economy and reversed all the bad unemployment trends, because how else could you explain the two of them introducing a law that would prohibit scientists from making mermaids and centaurs and Jersey devils and whatnot? Other than to conclude: these two senators are straight-up idiots, I mean? Who can say? Anyway, having just posted on Bigfoot, stand back as I try to WIN THE AFTERNOON with cryptozoology!
Glenn Thrush has all the news on the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009:
Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) -- an ardent anti-abortion activist -- is worried that the Obama administration's loosening of restrictions on stem cell research will result in the creation of a new race of bio-engineered "human-animal" hybrid freaks.
Or beautiful mermaids.
The bill -- modeled on an inexplicably overlooked effort by Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal -- would ban the creation of "part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species."
OKAY NOBODY FREAK OUT: "The legislation, Brownback said, 'is limited in scope' and wouldn't limit the use of some animal parts for human use, including porcine pig valves." OKAY? Everyone is still allowed to get freaky with some "porcine pig valves." (Aren't all "pig valves" porcine?) Anyway, Brownback called the measure "philosophical and practical." His worries seem to have stemmed from his "background in agriculture," where folks have been working to genetically modify soybeans. Naturally, Brownback concluded that if we weren't careful, this could lead to the rise of the Minotaurs, or a similar Dr. Caligari-type moment where we'd be "setting a time-bomb that might detonate many generations down the line," which would force the CIA to have to waterboard a human genome until it confessed to the whereabouts of the were-people.
Brownback and Landrieu have twenty co-sponsors for the bill, all of whom should be paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue while citizens mock them and throw pig valves.
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Well, it's nice to know those two have plenty of time on their hands. If people aren't flooding their office phone lines with complaints as to why this is a priority RIGHT NOW, over say......I dunno......HEALTHCARE, then something's seriously wrong.
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7:44p Wow, there are no words...
Another Dallas-area gay bar raid prompts questions © 2009 The Associated PressJuly 12, 2009, 3:00AM DALLAS — Activists are crying foul over the raid of a Dallas-area gay bar less than a month after the raid of another club ended with one man in the hospital.
Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission officials entered the Dallas Eagle club around midnight Friday. The raid came a few weeks after the raid of a Fort Worth club where witnesses claimed authorities were overly aggressive.
A guard at the Eagle says TABC officials were questioning whether the address on the liquor license was changed after the club reopened just yards from its previous location.
Gay activist Rick Vanderslice says he is "outraged" and wants to know what is prompting the raids.
TABC officials didn't return phone calls seeking comment.
It is now more than just one isolated event by homophobic idiots. It must stop, and it must stop now. The first raid resulted in injury for one man, and so far I haven't heard anything about injuries at this specific raid. That is the sole comforting thing. To all my fellow LGBT Texas-residing individuals, especially those in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, stay safe.
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7:31p CA bigots want to end welfare for US citizens, deny US citizens birth certificates
From the Los Angeles Times
Activists push ballot initiative to end state benefits for illegal immigrants and their U.S.-born children
The measure would end public benefits to illegal residents, challenge the citizenship of their U.S.-born children, cut welfare payments to those children and impose new birth certificate requirements.
By Teresa Watanabe
July 13, 2009
In a stretch of desert just north of the U.S.-Mexico border, men and women in khakis and the colors of the American flag recently gathered at a border watch post they call Camp Vigilance and discussed their next offensive in the nation's immigration wars.
The target: Illegal immigrants and their U.S.-born children who receive public benefits.
The plan: a California ballot initiative that would end public benefits for illegal immigrants, cut off welfare payments for their children and impose new rules for birth certificates.
"We will be out in full force to qualify this initiative," said Barbara Coe, who helped develop Proposition 187, the 1994 measure that would have ended benefits to illegal immigrants but was ruled unconstitutional. "Illegals and their children are costing the state billions of dollars. It's invasion by birth canal."
Supporters of the initiative, recently unveiled by San Diego political activist Ted Hilton, hope to challenge the citizenship of children born in the United States to parents who are here illegally.
The 14th Amendment states that "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and the State wherein they reside." Backers of the initiative argue that illegal residents are not "subject to the jurisdiction" of the United States and that, as a result, their U.S.-born children should not be citizens.
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The initiative would require that applicants for birth certificates verify their legal status.
Those who could not would have to present official identification from a foreign government, a record of any publicly funded costs for delivering the child and other information before receiving their child's birth certificate, which would be marked with the notation "foreign parent."
The records would be sent to Homeland Security officials.
Kristina Campbell, an attorney with the Mexican American Legal Defense & Education Fund in Los Angeles, said that provision is legally vulnerable. "You can't deny a U.S. citizen child a birth certificate," she said.
"They are entitled to equal protection of the law."
The views were different at Camp Vigilance, where many of the 300 people gathered for a Fourth of July program on illegal immigration flocked to sign the petition.
"Coming here in violation of our laws is an act of disrespect," said Tony Dolz, a native Cuban and campaign volunteer. "Those who break our laws should not benefit from it."
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Just what California needs: a clearly unconstitutional law to defend in court, and lose. I wonder how much this will cost the state?
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7:28p
Does anyone here watch Hung, the new show starring Thomas Jane? He plays a high school gym teacher who becomes a male escort on the side to earn money. Last night's episode involved an AD reference. When questioned as to why he's doing what he's doing, he said "I just want my kids back."
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7:21p EXCLUSIVE: Liz Cheney open to political run
By Joseph Weber
The daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that running for political office is on her horizon.
"It's something I very well may do," said Elizabeth "Liz" Cheney, a lawyer and State Department appointee who has worked on two Republican presidential campaigns.
Ms. Cheney, 44, has emerged as one of the strongest defenders of the effectiveness and legality of Bush-Cheney policies on enhanced interrogation methods. More recently, she and her father have become two of the most outspoken critics of President Obama's position on terrorism and other national security issues, which has led Republicans to consider her a strong candidate for national political office.
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3:34p Looking for the name of a store
It's on College Avenue in Berkeley, between Alcatraz and the Rockridge BART station. It's actually up the street from Barclay's, if I recall correctly, or is at least on that side of the street and is also close to Cappezzio's (or however one spells that).
They sell housewares and neat little signs that you can hang up wherever, not to mention some framed artwork. The storefront is tiny. A few years ago my boyfriend and I purchased several signs there for our apartment.
I just need the name! Google isn't helping me since I don't have the address.
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6:26p Bestiality cartoon causes controversy
 Polish Zoophilia Cartoon Spoofing Homosexual “Marriage” as First Step to Extraspecies “Marriage” Lambasted by Pro-Homosexual Groups
Satirists wade into the fray with tongue-in-cheek letters to the editorPOLAND, June 19, 2009 (LifeSiteNews.com) – The Polish newspaper "Rzeczpospolita", a major conservative Polish daily, has caused a commotion among homosexualist groups in the country by running a cartoon in its paper edition on Monday, June 15. The cartoon shows two men getting “married” in the background, while in the foreground a man tells a goat, “We'll just wait until these two gentlemen get married and then it's our turn.”
“We were used to the homophobia of your paper, but this time the border of rudeness has been crossed,” said Homiki.pl, a homosexualist website in a letter to the editor of Rzeczpospolita. “We demand an apology on the pages of your paper. We have our dignity and we also deserve respect.”
The letter also threatens Rzeczpospolita with lawsuits, saying, “Let us remind you that in 2006, at a court in Poznañ, four lesbians forced city council members to apologize for comparing homosexuality to zoophilia.”
The cartoon was drawn by Andrzej Krauze, a Polish cartoonist living in the UK. Upon learning of the threats from the pro-homosexual groups, he laughed, saying, “This only proves that the cartoon message was correct and that I was able to represent the whole absurdity of so-called civil unions.”
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6:24p Jean Chretien gets Order of Merit.

Queen Elizabeth has appointed former prime minister Jean Chrétien to the Order of Merit, placing him in the exclusive ranks of such figures as Albert Schweitzer, Mother Teresa and Nelson Mandela. The award, founded in 1902 by King Edward VII, is given to "individuals of exceptional distinction in the arts, learning, sciences and other areas such as public service," according to a news release from the press secretary of the Queen. The order is restricted to 24 members as well as additional foreign recipients, the official website of the British Monarchy said. "There are very few foreign recipients, although those given the order have included Dr. Albert Schweitzer, Gen. [Dwight D.] Eisenhower, Mother Teresa of Calcutta and Nelson Mandela," the website said. Former prime ministers William Lyon Mackenzie King and Lester B. Pearson also received the honour. The award is considered a personal gift from the Queen. "She had a very personal affinity for Chrétien," Mel Cappe, who was Clerk of the Privy Council under Chrétien and was also the high commissioner in London, told Reuters. The actual presentation is not expected to be made for several months. Chrétien, who led the Liberal party to victory in 1993 and remained prime minister for 10 years, was made a companion of the Order of Canada last year. He was cited for his 40-year political career, in which he held a dozen cabinet posts, including justice minister during the patriation of the Constitution and the introduction of the Charter of Rights in 1982.
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6:12p
WH Counsel Gonzo To DOJ: When We Said We Cared About Your Legal Opinions On Surveillance, We Didn't Really Mean It
Another great nugget from that just-released inspector generals' report on surveillance... Check out the amazing 2004 letter from Alberto Gonzales, at the time the White House counsel, to then-Deputy Attorney General James Comey, who had raised "serious issues" about the legal basis of the surveillance program, and particularly the lack of congressional notification.
Wrote Gonzo to Comey: Your misunderstanding appears to have been based on a misunderstanding of the President's expectations regarding the conduct of the Department of Justice. While the President was, and remains, interested in any thoughts the Department of Justice may have on alternative ways to achieve effectively the goals of the activities authorized by the Presidential Authorization of March 11. 2004, the President has addressed definitively for the Excutive Branch in the Presidential Authorization the interpretation of the law. In other words, Gonzo, on behalf of the White House, is telling Comey and DOJ: You don't understand. When we said we were interested in DOJ's opinion about what's legal and what's not, we were only kidding. We've already decided for ourselves.
It's easy to see why, the following year, President Bush decided to simplify the process by just installing Gonzales to run the Justice Department. Source
This totally dovetails with the thought that the torture memos written were created around a pre-determined conclusion, rather than a true finding of fact. In fact, that's basically what he's saying here.
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3:22p The labor story, part one
http://dooce.com/2009/07/13/labor-story-part-one I have sat down to write this post so many times and abandoned the effort because I didn't know if I was going to be able to summon the words to describe what a sacred and spiritual experience labor was for me this time around. Yes. Sacred and spiritual. Words you never thought you'd hear from someone who can talk about breakfast cereal and hemorrhoids in the same sentence with the hemorrhoids being the part that didn't make you throw up.
Up until about the 30th week of my pregnancy I hadn't given labor much thought, only that I was going to ask for the epidural two days before contractions started. I'm not kidding, that was the extent of my birth plan. There was no need to experience any of the pain, I thought, especially since I had been through this before and I remember thinking that the pain was so awful that it was going to kill me. Give me the epidural and any other pain relief, maybe throw in a couple dozen shots of bourbon, oh and how about you just put me under general anesthesia and wake me up two days later. I'm not good with pain. I tend to complain and holler and call people regrettable things. It's like the Hulk, only he's on his period.
I was also under the impression, having never really researched the subject whatsoever, that any woman who would opt for a homebirth was not only COMPLETELY OUT OF HER MIND but also not interested in the safety of her unborn child. I mean, there's a reason that infant and maternal mortality rates are so much better than a hundred years ago, right? HOSPITALS. And MEDICINE. And smart people we call DOCTORS. Yes, women routinely used to go out into the field by themselves and give birth without any assistance, and many of them routinely did not return BECAUSE THEY DIED.
But then out of no where the publishers of Ricki Lake and Abby Epstein's book Your Best Birth sent me a copy, just like the publishers of many books send me copies of other books all the time. Internet, I have rooms full of books that publishers have sent me. ROOMS FULL. And I was just about to toss this onto the mountainous pile of ones I'd eventually drop off at Goodwill when, I don't know, I flipped through a few pages and gave a full minute to one or two paragraphs. And those two paragraphs happened to be ones that really pissed me off. So much so that I read them aloud to Jon and said something like GOD, THOSE HIPPIES! or I BET THEY SMELL LIKE PATCHOULI!
You know, something totally open-minded.
Those paragraphs pissed me off so badly, in fact, that the one part of me that resembles my father the most — no, not the pointy chin or the metabolism or the absolute inability to watch a movie where everything goes wrong and the protagonist just keeps getting pummeled by life and I'm all MAKE IT STOP and then I have get up and actually leave the theater, no, none of those things — my righteous indignation, it flared up so magnificently that I sat down to read the whole book, just so that I could be angry at it. WHO DOES SHIT LIKE THIS? Me and Michael Hamilton, that's who. Both he and I will go to our graves filled with an inordinate amount of unproductive anger, but a smile will mark our faces because we will feel so justified. So RIGHT.
And then, oh God, the worst thing happened. And I didn't even see it coming, but I'm sitting there reading that book, gritting my teeth, shaking my head when all of a sudden it started to make sense. I started to see just how medicalized labor and birth have become in America AND THERE GOES MY WORLD VIEW.
I'm not going to get into the specifics and the really convincing and at times jaw-dropping statistics of it here, there are so many other places and people who can write about it better than I can, but I will say this: if you are pregnant or are planning to become pregnant, GO READ THAT BOOK. From now on when someone asks me what is the one piece of advice I would give to a pregnant woman, it will be: GO BUY A COPY OF THAT BOOK. Listen, I am not affiliated with that book in any way, I do not know Ricki Lake, she and I do not vacation in St. Tropez together (although if she'd like to come ride four-wheelers at my Mom's cabin in Duchesne, Utah, THE OFFER STANDS), I do not owe that publisher any favors. But IT CHANGED MY LIFE. I'm not even kidding, I'll say it again: IT CHANGED MY LIFE.
So then I watched the documentary Ricki Lake made, The Business of Being Born and that sealed it for me, I got my hands on everything I could read about natural childbirth. I read websites, forums, several other books including the excellent Birthing from Within, and then I talked to everyone I could find who had experienced birth without drugs. It just made a lot of sense to me, and after working through the specifics of what I went through when I was in labor with Leta — what I would call a classic example of a medicalized American labor and delivery minus the c-section — I decided that I wanted to have a natural childbirth this time. A very personal decision that made Jon go, HUH?????
And then he choked on those questions marks and fell over.
First, there were several obstacles to overcome. One, I had to convince Jon that I wasn't crazy. I had done so much reading and research that I had gone from thinking homebirthing was NUTSO to wanting to push the baby out in the tiny tub we have in the bathroom next to the garage with no one in the room but Jon and a midwife. Oooh, and lots of candles!
But I knew Jon would never be okay with a homebirth, and since I was going to need his help getting through the pain of a drug-free labor even in a hospital setting, having him on board was critical. Two, what was my OBGYN going to do when suddenly the woman who was all EPIDURAL ON THE ROCKS, PLEASE! suddenly starting asking about the c-section rate at the hospital, and what was her policy on episiotomies? And this? And that? And, what do you know, she started fidgeting nervously, biting her lower lip, subtly shaking her head, and that was the quickest check-up I'd had the whole pregnancy!
Now, I really like my OBGYN. She's the complete opposite of me, very cheery and all smiles, and I bet she was popular in high school, as in, when she thinks back on those four years she doesn't SHIT HER PANTS like I do. And instead of writing her off as someone who would purposefully stand in the way of a natural childbirth and seeking out another doctor or midwife at such a late date, I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt.
And I'm glad I did, because she did nothing but encourage my plans throughout the subsequent check-ups.
And hoo-boy, there was planning. Because if I was remembering correctly there was a point in my labor with Leta when the pain had become so unbearable that I think I may have actually died, gone to Hell, and when Satan saw that it was me he was all, no, no, no, not that woman, I am not about to spend eternity with someone so crass that they would casually talk about duck farts while I'm eating small children for breakfast. Send her back!
I was going to need to prepare myself for the pain, mentally, physically, and emotionally, and surround myself with a team of people who could help me through it. So I hired a doula, and then I gathered the people who were going to be with me during labor and we worked through what I wanted and how to make that happen. Mind you, I went into this knowing fully that what I wanted to happen could be completely derailed by any sort of crisis concerning me or the baby. Making it out alive with a healthy baby was my top priority, of course, but if there was no need for pitocin or an epidural or intravenous drugs or a vacuum or forceps or an oxygen mask or an emergency c-section, then that's what I wanted.
And really, that's not a lot to ask.
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Jon just walked in with Marlo and my milk came in so hard that it exploded all over the keyboard. Imagery! And I just realized how long this post is already, and I haven't even gotten to the part where I asked our server at Outback Steakhouse if she'd be willing to cut the umbilical cord. Part two coming soon!
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4:39p The once and future Boy King of the Religious Right
Reed starting ‘hipper’ Christian Coalition.

After years of scandals and political defeats, it appears Ralph Reed is going to try for a political comeback. Reed is creating a new advocacy group called the Faith and Freedom Coalition, reports the Atlanta Journal Constitution. The latest venture, Reed says, will focus on “finding and training the next generation of conservative leaders, volunteers and activists” and serve as a Christian Coalition 2.0 for conservative voters of faith: “This is not going to be your daddy’s Christian Coalition,” Reed said in an interview to describe his new venture, the Faith and Freedom Coalition. “It has to be younger, hipper, less strident, more inclusive and it has to harness the 21st century that will enable us to win in the future.” [...]
“Even though I’ve been doing other things, this is kind of like Steve Jobs returning to Apple,” Reed said.
In 1997, Reed was forced to leave the Christian Coalition “as the Federal Election Commission was investigating whether it violated campaign finance rules. By 1999, the IRS had revoked the Coalition’s tax-exempt status for taking partisan stands in elections.” (HT: Taegan Goddard)
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I knew he was going to make a comeback but it's still fucking scary. Ralph Reed looks like a cross between diseased slime and that creepy kid from The Omen. Here is your theme music for this post:
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There once was a rapping tomato That's right, I said 'rapping tomato' He rapped every day From April to May And also, guess what? It was me.
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3:16p Infidelity: not just for Republicans anymore!
In mid-June, Donna Watts-Brighthaupt had an encounter with Ward 8 Councilmember Marion Barry. (My note: you may remember him from such lulzworthy political moments as "bitch set me up!") Watts was driving around, taking care of some personal business, when Barry caught sight of her. He made a point of getting her to pull over, and the two quickly got involved in an intense discussion.
The exchange hinged on their roughly yearlong relationship, a bizarre one even by the standards of one of the District’s most-watched womanizers. As Barry attempted to stake out his position on their fortunes, Watts-Brighthaupt was quick to point out the ways in which she felt mistreated. One stood out:
“You put me out in Denver ’cause I wouldn’t suck your dick,” Watts-Brighthaupt yelled at Barry, according to a tape recording of the conversation.
Rather long article here, complete with voice mails (!!!) and a front cover that you'll have to see to believe.
*edit* Double your lulz: Barry warns of "civil war" over gay marriage
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8:03p Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson Right Before Barbie-Themed Birthday
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-07-13/tony-romo-dumps-jessica-simpson-right-before-barbie-themed-birthday/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=38393 Tony Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson! Wait, you thought they broke up months ago? I was pretty sure they did too. But it turns out, they were still together. But now they’re not whoaaaaa!!!!!
A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party. (On Simpson’s birthday, Romo spent the night at Los Angeles hot spot My House.)
“She canceled her party because of this,” the source tells Us. “She’s doing OK.”
…Later, she wrote: “Everyone needs to know that hope floats…grab the strings and pull it back to you… Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.”
Oh crap, I missed the part about someone having cancer, that’s terrible. Oh, no one has cancer? Whew. But then I’m not sure what this paragraph’s all about. I guess she’s wishing her friends peace after the end of her relationship that’s ended like nine times already?
Or more likely, her beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family were really looking forward to that Barbie/Ken themed party, and she wishes them “peace” for having dropped some money on costumes they didn’t end up getting a chance to wear?
Either way, at least I’m finally done having to come up with different ways to continue joking about this couple…
Still, another source tells Us the volatile couple could always get back together.
Damn.
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